Lieve TNT Post…

Ik heb een klacht. Nou eigenlijk had ik één klacht, nu heb ik er een heleboel.

Allereerst “mocht” ik inklaringskosten en belasting betalen over een pakketje waar ik geen van beiden op verschuldigd was, maar zonder betaling geen pakketje. (In totaal 24.66 Euro, naar later bleek 12.16 Euro belasting en 12.50 Euro “administratie” kosten voor TNT.)
Hoe veel mensen laten dat gebeuren omdat ze machteloos staan tegenover een bedrijf dat hun eigendommen in gijzeling heeft?

Tot twee keer toe ben ik zeer vriendelijk geholpen door uw personeel via e-mail. Erg tof, maar helaas beantwoorden ze mijn concrete vragen niet en negeerden ze mijn expliciete klacht.
Toen dat niet opschoot heb ik maar gebeld, waarop uw medewerkster de verbinding verbrak zodra ik vroeg om mij dan door te verbinden met een leidinggevende die mij wel kon vertellen hoe ik een klacht in kon dienen tegen de inklaringskosten in plaats van alleen tegen de hoogte van de belastingen.

Het begon met een pakketje, een pakketje waar jurken in zaten die *IK* gemaakt had in Nederland, met materialen die ik in Nederland gekocht heb. Die jurken had ik in Amerika achtergelaten in maart, want ik dacht daar voor de zomer wel terug te zijn.
Helaas veranderen omstandigheden en ben ik nu hier. Ik was hier zonder jurkjes. Zomer zonder jurkjes is geen zomer, dus ik vroeg een vriend de jurkjes op te sturen.
Hij gaf een waarde op van 50 USD. 50 USD komt neer op 35 Euro, maar ik denk dat de waarde van de materialen eerder richting (of zelfs onder) de 30 Euro lag. Ik zeg lag, omdat ik al die spullen langer dan 4 jaar geleden heb gekocht, genaaid, en inmiddels ook al 4 jaar heb gedragen.

Wat schetst nu mijn verbazing?
Ik kreeg van de postbezorger te horen dat ik 24.66 Euro rembours moest betalen, toen ik vroeg waarom kreeg ik te horen dat het belasting was. Belasting, over iets waar ik al hoog en breed BTW over had betaald.
Daar werd ik toch wel erg chagrijnig van. Ik had het geld niet in huis, dus ik moest het pakketje de volgende dag ophalen bij mijn post agentschap.

Navraag bij de Douane, en de informatie op uw website leverde het volgende op: (ik quote hier even uw website): “U betaalt voor alle commerciële zendingen die meer waard zijn dan €22,00. Ook op cadeaus of geschenken die meer waard zijn dan €45,00 betaalt u B.T.W., douanerechten en inklaringskosten.”
Ik besloot hierover een klacht in te dienen en tegelijk bij u na te vragen hoe dit kon, mijn pakketje was immers niet commercieel en met een waarde van onder de 45 Euro. In uw venster “Wat is uw gewenste oplossing” schreef ik: “Ik wil een specificatie van wat jullie aan de douane als waarde hebben opgegeven, want dit *kan* niet kloppen.”

De reactie die ik kreeg was een standaard mailtje, waarin uw medewerker duidelijk niet had gelezen wat ik schreef. “U geeft aan dat u het niet eens bent met de hoogte van de berekende kosten. Graag informeer ik u hier over.”
Als iemand mij graag ergens over informeert, mag ik toch hopen dat iemand ook graag leest wat mijn vraag is.
Verder stond er “De kosten die u heeft betaald, zijn op basis van een schatting van de waarde van uw pakket. Wanneer u het niet eens bent met de hoogte van de schatting, kunt u hier bezwaar tegen maken bij PostNL Pakketten.” Op het moment dat ik dat schreef wist ik niet wat de hoogte was van de schatting, noch of u dat al dan niet als commercieel bij de Douane had opgegeven.
Een eventueel bezwaar bleek ik alleen schriftelijk te mogen indienen, en dan alleen tegen de hoogte van de belasting, niet tegen het feit dat jullie mij administratie kosten in rekening brengen.

Tegen de tijd dat ik dat mailtje kreeg was ik gelukkig al langs de Albert Heijn gegaan, want mijn postkantoor is sinds kort gesloten (goede service hoor!). Ik moest moeite doen en aandringen om de factuur (met daarop de specificatie die ik al aan u gevraagd had) mee te kunnen krijgen.
Tot mijn steeds groter wordende verbazing stond daarop: “TNT Post Pakketservice B.V. heeft uit naam van Koninklijke TNT Post B.V. voor uw zending aangifte gedaan en belast u conform onderstaande specificatie.” en vervolgens “Douane waarde EUR 64″.
Ik wil heel graag weten waar u die 64 Euro vandaan heeft geplukt, want dit bedrag is nergens terug te vinden.

Ik besloot nog maar een e-mail te versturen om hier duidelijkheid over te krijgen. Daar schreef ik: “Ik verwacht dan ook dat jullie dit oplossen, niet dat jullie een bezwaarschrift in gaan dienen bij de Douane. Zij hebben gerekend met jullie foutieve opgave.” Opnieuw gaat een medewerker van de TNT volledig voorbij aan het feit dat ik een probleem heb met het feit dat er een schatting is gemaakt en dat ik daar administratie kosten over moet betalen. Dit keer krijg ik te horen “U betaalt niet over alle zendingen kosten voor de douane. Zendingen tot 22 euro en geschenkzendingen tot 45 euro zijn vrijgesteld van invoerheffingen en de daaruit voortkomende kosten.” (Even uitgaande van dat uw medewerker denkt dat niet commerciële zendingen en “geschenkzendingen” hetzelfde zijn zou ik dus geen kosten mogen hebben.)
Ik quote nog maar even uw website: “Deze inklaringskosten worden berekend op basis van de volgende punten:” … “Kosten voor het eventueel aanschrijven van de ontvanger wanneer de inhoud, waarde en gegevens van de zending niet overeenkomen of onvolledig zijn”.
Tof om te weten dat ik inmiddels al betaald had voor een dienst (die ik zonder mijn toestemming, of enige aantoonbare reden verplicht afnam) die inhield dat er contact met mij gezocht zou worden in het geval er onduidelijkheid bestond over de reden dat ik die dienst verplicht aan het afnemen was.

Ik had niet het gevoel dat ik via e-mail veel verder ging komen, dus ik dacht ik bel even.
– Een 0900 nummer? Echt? Om te klagen over een onterechte aanslag? Klant vriendelijkheid, wat is dat ook alweer? –
Uw medewerkster vertelde me dat ze niet in de e-mail kan kijken en vertelde me dat ik alleen bezwaar kan maken tegen de hoogte van de belasting. Toen ik haar vertelde dat ik een klacht in wou dienen over de inklaringskosten zei ze me niet te kunnen helpen, waarop ik vroeg om mij door te verbinden met een leidinggevende die me wel kon vertellen hoe ik een klacht in kon dienen over die specifieke kosten. Nog voor ik mijn zin had afgemaakt heeft uw medewerkster de verbinding verbroken.

Ik was op dit punt furieus aan het worden. Niet alleen kunnen uw medewerkers niet goed lezen, telefonisch word ik behandeld alsof ik gek ben dat ik een klacht over uw procedure wil indienen in plaats van over de hoogte van de door mij betaalde belastingen.

Ik heb terug gebeld, waarop ik een wel vriendelijke dame aan de telefoon kreeg, die allereerst naar mij luisterde en vervolgens uitlegde dat de procedure alsnog een schriftelijke klacht naar inderdaad hetzelfde adres was. Helaas blijft kennelijk alleen de klacht jegens de hoogte van de berekende belastingen ontvankelijk.

Nu heb ik dus een “bewijslast” om aan te tonen dat dingen waar ik de bonnetjes al vier+ jaar geleden van heb weggegooid, waar echt alleen nog maar emotionele waarde aan zit, een totale waarde hebben van minder dan de 64 Euro die jullie uit je duim hebben gezogen.
Dit gaat me naast een hoop tijd en moeite ook nog een envelop, postzegels, papier en printer-inkt kosten. Om 12.16 Euro aan belasting terug te krijgen, terwijl ik de 12.50 Euro administratie kosten aan jullie kwijt ben.

Mijn voorstel is als volgt, ik maak even een briefje, met wat leuke oude foto’s van mezelf in die jurkjes erbij. En natuurlijk foto’s van het uitpakken van de doos waar ze in kwamen.
En dan betalen jullie mij de 12.50 Euro administratie kosten en de 2 Euro materiaal kosten die *IK* heb gemaakt om mijn klacht in te dienen tegelijk met de teruggaaf van mijn belastingen uit.


An obligation?

I’m on Holiday, in Israel, via Switzerland…
Not too shabby if I may say so myself, but makes me feel obligated to write a blogpost about all the wonderful things I see and the wonderful people I encounter.
However, I don’t think words can do justice to how welcome I feel here, how much I enjoy the scenery, the depth of my happiness about the weather, or any of the other (all very warm) feelings I have. I want to convey them to you all, but doing so feels like a letdown to the experience itself.

Yet here I am, typing how I can’t type what I want to say, as there just aren’t words, because I feel obligated to try. I wonder why I feel obligated, it’s not like anyone is going to get mad at me for not making them jealous ;-)
Even more so, I wonder when blogging went from my daily outlet of my ever wandering mind, to a rare thing, and then into an obligation.
I used to love blogging, I used it as a tool to clear my head, as a sounding board, and as a diary, to keep track of what I had been up to so-and-so long ago. I still love reading my old posts, but the creativity to write is just missing.
I miss it though.
Maybe I should try applying myself again, say on a biweekly basis, to see if I can get back into the habit ;-)
Oh well, maybe when I go home ;-)

Now I’ll just get up and enjoy the rest of my fabulous holiday! :-)


All or nothing

Most of my life I’ve struggled with a perfectionist “all or nothing” approach to just about anything.
A few months back, I started seeing a life coach. A life coach basically is a psychologist that doesn’t take years and years to talk about what went wrong, but someone who uses a more direct approach. In our first conversation, he asked me what I wanted out of these sessions.
I told him something along the lines of “I want discipline to finish things”. Together we discuss why I don’t do what I want to do and why I’m stuck in the rut I’m in.

About a month ago, someone told me about FLY-lady, a baby step approach to de-cluttering your home and getting into routines to keep your house tidy.
Partially because of that perfectionist stroke I have, and partially because of my backproblems, I couldn’t keep my house tidy. With these two concepts, I’ve started to come about and take better care of myself and my house. OK, so I can’t do a day’s worth of dishes in one go. Instead of frustrating myself senseless, I now do it in two bouts. As long as it gets done!
Some of the principles that FLY-lady teaches I can project on other aspects of my life too.

Besides learning that it’s ok to take a break every 5 minutes if I need to and go from there, I’ve also started to be more active again socially.

Me laying down to take pictures

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As some of you might know I went to Castlefest over the weekend. I was very scared of hurting my back, but in spite of that I decided to go. (Mainly because someone convinced me to come and managed to get me a free ticket)
Half a year ago, I wouldn’t have gone, and if I would have gone, I would have done anything I could to let no one know I was in agony, and consequently, I would have hurt myself. The past weekend was nothing like that. When I was in pain, I laid down, or found a quiet spot to chill out.

Me laying down to take pictures

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I went there to take pictures, 1051 pictures as it turned out. Heaps of them were taken while I was sitting down with my tripod in front of me, or even when I was laying down.
I had a blast. I enjoyed the people, the music, the ambiance and the weather (ok, maybe Saturday’s rain is excluded from that). I’m so incredibly glad I went, in spite of all my fears and reservations.
I do however have 1051 pictures to dig through and post. A few people have asked me to send them specific snaps, and loads of them need cropping, so stay tuned for a full Castlefest report, I’ll try to get all the half decent ones online soon :-)

For now, I’m taking it slow, not going for the “all or nothing” in wanting to sort through them all in one go. Actually, I did some sorting today, I’m going to do some more housework now, half the dishes need doing ;-)

You know what? I’m not behind, I’m just getting started :-)


They tried to make me go to rehab…

But I said ‘yes, yes, yes’

In July 2007 I hurt my back, I herniated two disks, and they never completely healed.
Today I had an intake at RCA (Revalidatie Centrum Amsterdam, Dutch site) a rehab center, as they have a special program (PDF, Dutch) for patients with chronic pain problems. It comes down to learning do deal with the pain, getting to know your own boundaries, and learning to differentiate between when you have to push through the pain and when you have to take it slow. They do this by teaching you a variety of techniques including psychotherapy, physiotherapy, manual therapy, occupational therapy, and some other therapies designed to teach you how to maximize your performance, while minimizing the stress you put on your body.
This particular program is a three-day-a-week thing for 12 weeks. That’s a part-time job right there!

I was really scared that I might not be accepted into the program, to be honest I don’t know what I would have done, had I not been accepted. Unfortunately, there’s a 2 – 3 month waiting list for this particular program (the previous three month waiting list I was on was just for the intake I had today), but luckily I can start some related things already.
The doctor I met today referred me to a manual therapist, to have me start working on getting the muscles in my lower back to relax more, and gain more mobility in that part of my body. She works with him in the rehab center, so I can continue my treatment with her in a few months when I am accepted in the program.
In 6 – 8 weeks I have to go back to meet the doctor I saw today, he will do a physical exame then and he wants to know what progress I’m making, as he doesn’t want to leave me hanging for the next three months.

At least there’s some progress now. I can start, I can start in the very near future, and I can start getting better from this point onwards.
My aim is to be able to get back to working full-time, maybe “only” 40 hours a week is a good start ;-) (said the workaholic), but it’s a hell of a lot better than the 3 – 4 hours a day I can manage now (after which I’m not even able to cook because I can’t stand up like a normal person).
Although I may never go running again, I want to set that as a personal goal. I want to go back to being able to run with Jael. If it isn’t possible, then fine, at least I tried. I would hate to set my goals too low and not achieve all that I am capable of, because I don’t have to work as hard as I actually can.


Alternate uses for “waste”.

I’ve mentioned before that you can search for alternate uses for your waste such as charities that benefit from recyclable materials, but you can do much more in and around your house.

Glass:
With a simple LED and battery setup, you can make waterproof out-door lighting in case you have a party. Just put the jars on the ground and tables.
When you screw the lids of jars to the underside of your kitchen cabinet (I recommend baby food jar sizes here), you can store herbs in them. This also works on the underside of shelves in your cabinet itself for a more neat look. Bigger jars can be really useful in the same way near a workbench, for screws or small tools. (The same can be done for filo clay, or anything else you’ld like)
Jars (and some lidded bottles) can also be great for storing (tomato) sauces, home made pesto, and more things that could stain your plastic containers.
Keep bottles of (drinkable) water in the fridge, this saves energy (less loss of cold when you open the door) and you have cold water handy if you’re thirsty. Water in glass bottles stays cool much longer than in plastic ones!

Candles:
This is something you should only do when you really will do something with it, or it will just clutter up your house, but making candles can be a very fun and rewarding thing to do for grown ups and kids alike. Save up old candle stubs, melt them down and make new ones. Much more fun than the store bought variety!

Broken tableware:
This too is something that could seriously clutter up your house, but you can make mosaics from broken plates, tiles etc. You could make a table top, a little wall hanging or anything else you’ld like.
It can also be convenient to keep some handy in case you need to cover up the big holes in the bottoms of planters.

Fabric:
You can make pillow cases out of your old sweater, or save up for a “memory quilt”.
Old jeans can be made into shorts for around the house, or even a skirt with a bit more effort.
Your favorite old t-shirt with that awesome print might still work as a dress, or boxers, just lay down something on top of it as a pattern, draw it, cut around it with a margin for the seams and sew it together.


Sustaining *you*

I came across a very interesting TED-talk today.
Besides sustainable living being good for the environment, it can also be good for you.
William Li talks of how specific types of food contain compounds (anti-angiogenics) that can help your body fight (and more importantly prevent) a large range of diseases, including cancer and obesity by regulating how receptive your body is to making new blood-vessels.
The implications of this are huge. By changing your diet to include specific foods, you could reduce your risk of cancer, and even fight obesity.

As Mr. Li says, this could be used as a preventive measure for cancer for people who don’t have the funds to have “regular” treatment when they do get cancer, by eating locally available sustainable foods. We too can do this, not because we can’t afford to treat diseases, but because we really are better off if we don’t contract them at all.
In this light, we can all benefit from eating locally, maybe even growing some of our own herbs and vegetables, like parsley, tomatoes, garlic, raspberries, and lavender (I happen to have those in my very own garden, doing very well if I may add). There’s much more you can grow, and a lot more you can purchase nearby. I love most of those vegetables anyway, so incorporating them in my diet is a joy rather than a sacrifice to me.

I have a proposition for all of you.
If you would like to try your hand at composting your kitchen waste and growing your own foods, I’ll help you by supplying you with healthy organic soil and worms for your compost bin, and compost for your plants.

And now, without further ado:

For clarity, I’ll add a list of the foods that he shows in his talk here:

Green tea Red grapes Lavender
Strawberries Red wine Pumpkin
Blackberries Bok choy Sea Cucumber
Raspberries Kale Tuna
Blueberries Soy beans Parsley
Oranges Ginseng Garlic
Grapefruit Maitake mushrooms Tomatoes
Lemons Licorice Olive oil
Apples Turmeric Grape seed oil
Pineapple Nutmeg Dark chocolate
Cherries Artichokes Others

Minimize what you take in.

There’s a couple of things that you can do to minimize your waste output, by not getting unrecyclable materials in your house to begin with.

When you go shopping, bring your own sturdy bags. This saves only a little bit of plastic at a time, but it does add up if you realize how many bags you accept without giving it a second thought a week or a month. Most people think of groceries here, but consider clothing and gadget shopping too!
If you do find yourself in a supermarket without a bag, see if they have boxes or crates (like the type used for fruit) that you can use. They’re going to throw them out (usually without recycling), but you can use them at home to collect paper or glass that you can recycle later.
When you can’t find a box or crate, or if you have to travel in such a way that you can’t use one. Get the tougher type of grocery bag. You can use it as a garbage bag, or fold it up and keep it in your bag/coat pocket/purse so that you can use it again.

Be selective in what you buy, see if you can buy fresh rather than canned. A lot more healthy, almost always better tasting, and more of an incentive to make something out of it before it goes bad.
Don’t go shopping hungry and make a list before you go to the store.
That way you don’t have to throw out as much food that you didn’t eat (and usually you buy less junkfood, and more stuff that is good for you).

Instead of shopping in a supermarket, try to plan one trip a week to a (farmer’s) market. There you can just take most veggies without a bag around them, and most fruits with paper bags. Also, when you buy eggs there, bring the old egg carton from home and have that filled up.
I probably don’t even have to mention that supermarkets have produce that is usually more expensive, and not as high a quality as that from a market stand.

Invest in some good containers. By a relatively small investment (and some re-use of take-out containers) you can make your food last a lot longer with less effort. Try cooking a few servings more than you’ll need, it will take about the same amount of time, but you can keep the extra servings in the fridge or freezer as a quick meal when you’re in a hurry.
This is also very wise when you are on a tight budget!

Then there’s the more passive intake of junk. Mail.
Most people get some magazines in the post (mine used to end up in the recycle bin without even having been read). Index what you have coming in, and cancel any subscriptions that you don’t actively read.
It can also really pay off to prevent flyers and discount folders from coming in by stating that you don’t want them on your mailbox.
By now you can find most of those online, and they usually only encourage you to buy things you don’t need at that moment.

Recycle where and what you can, but remember, it’s much more efficient to not have to recycle a glass jar around green beans or carrots if you could have bought them fresh at the market.

And finally, be creative with the waste that you do accumulate. The insides of toiletpaper rolls are a very hot item for kindergartens, a charity near you might collect old paper or cans to raise funds etc.


Sustainable living, composting

Ever since I can remember, my mom has been an avid “gardener”. We only had a little balcony as I grew up, but I like to think that’s where I picked up a fondness of sustainable gardening (and living).
I remember the compost bin we had on our balcony (an old plastic garbage bin with holes drilled into it and a flap in the bottom), where my mom tried her hand at composting our vegetable waste.

There’s two ways to start composting, over open ground and in a closed container. The same basic principles apply, but it’s slightly easier to compost over open ground, as some of the necessities will eventually sort themselves out over time.
However, to give your open ground compost container a good start, you pretty much need the same as for a closed container.
Oddly enough, neither of those methods is smelly. The bins just give off a fresh earthy smell that I associate with a forrest or a freshly turned flowerbed.
The closed container is so free of smell you can easily use it indoors, for instance under the sink!

What you need to get started is the following:

  • A container
  • Worms
  • Some healthy organic soil
  • Roughage (newspapers or hay)
  • Some water
  • Things you want to compost

Let’s begin with what container you need. It depends greatly on the space you have available, and if you’re going to be composting over open ground or not.
Over open ground you can buy a compost container (I bought mine for about 15 Euro a few years back) or you can build your own, for instance by making a circle out of wire mesh about a meter high and a meter in diameter.
Loosen up the earth where the container will be placed before you place it.

When you don’t have a garden, three deep stackable containers of the same size will work fine.
You should drill holes in the sides and bottoms of two of the containers. You want the holes in the bottom to be large enough to accomodate worms to easily go through, and placed about 5 cm’s apart. The holes in the sides are just for aeration and can be much smaller (after all, how much air can bottom dwelling organisms need?).
If you keep your worms content, they won’t try to escape.
Stack your containers so that the one without holes is on the bottom, place something in it to allow some extra space for the next container up to drain easily, and place the third container directly on the second one.

From here on in the procedure is the same for both methods.

Place some roughage in the bottom, shredded newspaper, hay or straw will do just fine. (Preferably something that can retain moisture)
Now ad some water and make sure that most of it is wet, any excess water will drain automatically, but adding too much is just a waste of effort ;-)
Your worms now have a nice bedding, chuck them in.
As they live in soil, you need to add some here, about 2 – 3 cm’s should be ample. The benefit of using healthy soil is that it has a lot of micro organisms that are needed for a healthy plant life are already there and will be in the new soil after the composting process.
You should use healthy organic soil, as chemical fertiliser can be harmful to micro organisms and your worms.

Now you can start adding compostable materials.
All fruits and veggies, garden trimmings, egg shells, tea bags (without staples) etc. etc. Basically all organic materials except for meat.
You want to break all that stuff down, crush egg shells and see to it that the rest is in thin slices or small chunks. This is a lot easier for the worms to eat, which will speed up the whole process.
If you have a lid on your bin, close it and wait for a few months, all the while adding materials.

If you have the indoor version, when the top container is full, put it in the bottom most bin, and put the empty middle bin on top of it. This will give you a new bin, the worms will migrate to the top bin after consuming all of the edible materials in the middle bin.
Also, the water (“compost tea”) that accumulates in the bottom bin is very fertile. Dilute it and use it to water your indoor plants instead of throwing it out. You won’t need a fertilizer anymore :-)

Some of the stuff I put in my compost bin:

  • Egg shells
  • Onion and garlic skins
  • Potato peelings
  • Broccoli stems
  • Flowers after they’ve bloomed
  • Weeds and trimmings from the garden
  • Rabbit waste (woodscrapings, hay and droppings)

I’m trying to be inspirational here.

We recently had a garbage strike over here. It was about 4 weeks before the garbage was being collected again in my neighborhood, and I hadn’t put the garbage out about a week-and-a-half before that.
In all that time, I didn’t have more than a garbage-bag-and-a-half worth of waste, including cat-litter, I would like to explain how I did that.

Did you know that on average about 20 to 60% (depending on your lifestyle) of our waste could be composted or recycled? Right now, most of that goes to landfills (sometimes after incineration), with all associated environmental implications, such as adding to your carbon footprint and residual waste that takes decades (or longer) to degrade.
Although (in the Netherlands) it’s relatively easy to separate your glass and paper from “regular” garbage, it isn’t the only thing you can do.

For a couple of years now, I’ve had my own compost bin, which is thriving by now. I try not to accept bags at stores, and I separate my glass and paper. I have the benefit of having a reasonably sized garden, so I can accomodate a compost bin that’s houses over a cubic meter of compost, but there’s lots *you* can do too!
I’ll explain about that in posts to come. I feel inspired now, so I’ll start writing, but feel free to give feedback or ask questions related to this so I can make future posts more informational.


Creativity, a quest for input…

I has it not… I think, or maybe I thought…
I draw inspiration from the things around me for my blog, but fiction was never my forte. Now I’m trying my hand at creative writing for a fanfic contest. I’ve written stories before, mostly to test out the type writer I got as a pressent… And when I say stories of course I mean not even half a story, but still, I tried (and failed miserably).

That’s John Scalzi, as an Orc with an axe, and Wil Wheaton in the infamous clown sweater, with a spear, on a unicorn pegasus kitten. With volcanoes.

In this case, I have some inspiration. The contest gives me the image you see to the left… My take on this is to create an anti-hero, just because I can. It does however leave some huge gaps.

Narration for instance, I can’t bring myself to write it in the first person, as I feel that it would be presumptuous towards these two guys that I deeply respect as writers, but I feel the humorous feel that I want to give this adventure would be best served with first person story telling.
I have one of the characters thought out and I have a bio in my head, but where to start the story? On the first day of his ordeals, or at his birth, to give a little more depth to the character and the myths of his people?
Right now I use the former, with some in-between explanations about the latter. I also have 294 words to get to the point where he realizes that today is different from what he expected. The contest is for 400 – 2000 words.
Most of you will know that I’m rarely ever at a loss for words (except right after I saw Avatar) so if engaging the action and describing one character takes me roughly 300 words, how will I ever make it to the end within 7 times that much text?
On the other hand, the contest asks for a story that explains how they got to be in the situation in which they are depicted, so I *could* just break it off there, but somehow that feels like a bit of a waste, build up to the big action scene and leave it at that.

So where do I go from here? First person, or third person? Starting at birth or have explanations interwoven into the story? End at the action scene or have our anti-hero save his ass/his people/life, the universe and everything? (Discuss!)


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