Cat school?

Is there some cat school where cats are tought to get in between of their house-slave (also known as owner) and anything this person is doing?
I’m lying on my back, in bed, trying to read a website, and my cat manages to lay down on my chest, cudled against my chin.
This after standing there for ten minutes, making it impossible to see what I was doing and virtually impossible to inhale without breathing cat hair.

Oh, and another thing, is that the same place where they are tought to use the barrest patch of skin to sink their nails in?
(Oh, how comfortable, typing with a cat’s claws in my arm)

On the other hand, nothing beats a purring fluffy fur-ball so close to your ear ;-)
God, I do love this purring, claw sinking and breath-limitting creature :-)