A sign?

Do I have a huge MF sign over my head that says “I’m interested” or “I’m a girly girl and easy to impress”?

I spent half an hour being talked to by a security guard walking his guard dogs. Right, I now know 1. I should be doing self defence 2. He’s European champion in all martial arts (I shit you not, this is what he told me) 3. Women are raped all the time 4. Women are robbed all the time 5. He sports a lot and can really run after junkies on god knows what drugs… oh and 6. He’s a teacher of self defence techniques. (I asked him if he was, he was actually targetting me as a potential client I supose)

Honestly, what a goit. I’m standing there, yawning to the point where my jaw almost dislocated in the freezing cold, and he’s telling me how much like a woman he is and how much he adores shopping. Right.
Really, is there a sign over my head that just tells wacko’s (even security guards) that I want to listen to them, am interested and easily impressed with martial arts instead of… say correct use of your native language, phylosophical and challenging conversations and using your brain in general.
The guy even told me what he makes a month and how he would take some of his girlfriends money if she would make more than him. Guess what, I earn more than he does. Date? I don’t think so.

That was my rant for tonight, back to bed… tata